Would you never ride in a motorized vehicle again?

Would you go permanently blind in one eye?

Would you wake up every morning for a year and box a kangaroo?

Would you go ten months without any human contact of any kind?

Would you only eat raw food for the rest of your life?

Would you have your two front teeth permanently removed (no fakes allowed)?

Would you dip your hands in a mysterious substance that makes them permanently neon pink?

Would you have bad garlic breath at all times for the rest of your life?

Would you work in an office 10 hours a day for 500 consecutive days?

Would you never again watch a film, listen to a song, or read a book that was released before 1998?